atleast you remembered we exist anyway x

Sorry but just who wrote the last message? Was it you Anne or Debbie? Didn't seem like a message from either of you - just can't think who it could be. Must go now cos its worrying me and I must go and find a place to lie down and contemplate.

hey mum, deb and anne,
sorry that i haven't posted many messages recently, but internet access is tricky. all is ok here thanks, im still having a ball. the snow is disappearing fast but more is coming soon. will write more at a latter date love me

We might as well use this board, which was (with all the best intentions apparently) meant to be used by my unattainable inconsiderate brother, to commune amongst ourselves!! Mum, wherever i was in Australia i rang and said hello, how are you, reassure you i was still alive because i knew you would worry. Who, i ask you, is the more worthy, selfless, giving, considerate of your children? Anne... i sent postcards, i txted you when i was in Prague to let you know i was there, and you were the first person i rang when i forgot my train ticket AND to both of you: i didn't mind when you woke me up in Australia on a bus at 7am my time, a little bit tiddly wanting a chat i did not complain once!! Why? Because I am the caring, loving child... let this message board be a reminder (and a well learnt lesson) to you both!!!! Oh lets see what has Neal done... oh no thats right he forgot not only my birthday (and proberly Anne and Tom's) but he has now apparently forgotten we exist!! I hope you are both well and will see you soon. Tom if you read this from time to time Happy Belated Birthday hope you had a great day and presents and will see you soon as well. Neal... i won the lottery and bought a house in the Bahamas and another in the French Alps and mum and dad have taken early retirement and I have shared all my money out now with the family but if you had checked this board and said HELLO i might have given you some. Shame... could have come in handy for you x x x x

Hi mum and Anne how are you? x

Just above this message is a message that reads that the person for whom the messages are intended can pick up these messages wherever the intended recipient maybe ie in vermont we think but is he? Cos although the message above here seems to imply that the recipient intends to use the website that he has set up he patently doesn't - so in fact Debbie, Anne and myself could just pick up the phone and speak to each other in the UK without leaving messages for an illiterate, itinerant non-message replying person who doesn't bother 'doing what it says on the tin' and replying to any messages that we three wonderful persons take the trouble to leave.-

YES nice one mum!!!! That'll learn ya you anti-social little ****!!!!!!! reply please x x x x

angelina jolie just rang for you but I told her you were unavailable and incommunicado - shame - she would have been just right for you!

are you still alive?? did you actually ever exist or are you in actual fact a figment of my imagination and have been for 21 years?!?!? a reply or some recognition of your existance would be nice x

Is there anybody there?????

Hi there, me again, long time no speak!!! Glad to report (belatedly) they all returned in one piece and I survived the week without them (actually it was great, quiet, did my own thing and even had control of the remote which is unheard of in this house!!!) Gather you might have had some good snow lately - they certainly did in New York 26" overnight in Central Park - bet there was a bit of cross'town' skiing going on. Did you hear that we got a silver medal in the Women's Skeleton race - down hill at 80 mph on a tea tray. I think not!!! Hope you are still having a great time and still have energy to have fun after a day on the lift and skiing. Take care. Love from me (and him).

emailed Puffin tonight - will let you know when I hear from them but what is the diving course called that you are doing? Just in case I get the wrong one!!!!