

Sydney, New South Wales
As the plane came into land at Sydney airport I couldn't prevent the smile that rapidly appeared across my face. So many happy thoughts rushed through my mind; clean surfaces, clean toilets, curry as an option rather than compulsory, no leery men, orderly queueing systems, I was so overwhelmed. I couldn't wait to get off the plane having been sandwiched between two fat, old Indian women who smelled a bit and every now and again tended to produce questionable bodi...