Dear Fat Lady, i am very glad that you enjoyed my rather pointless email about eeknames and various shiznit about aprons and NORANGES! started my biology cwk. got my plan in with 1minute to spare, think Chariots Of Fire playing in the background whilst i was running down the corridor, hapless year sevens diving out of my way crying 'noooooooo' in a slo-mo low pitched way. atcually the corridor was deserted but whatever. sounds better with a crowd around. SOMEONE COMPLAINED ABOUT MISS MEM! and then ol' noeleen (thats mis mem's name) cried cos she was told who said what. ugh, savage. charlotte from santander has just left, as has ella. and im procrastinating and trying to put off my essay on orsino. im not so keen now, especially as mrs turnbull makes it sound like were all going to end up selfharming at the end of this cwk. hot s***. sorry to hear about your camera. you will have to paint every picture or draw it with pastels. you could then maybe sell them and make some money? im getting all excited about going to burgos. ooh news about my BDAY: im going to celebrate it on march 10th. mainly because only uncle sefrino is in the same country as me and he may not like me popping up for a bday bash. i was gunna celebrate it on march 5th when i was sposed to be born, but then realised you would still be in the land of smelly lions at that point. so then i thought, what the hay, ill celebrate it on march 10th! youd better be around then or i will take sweetheart and mutilate him. huilan zhu got another prize on friday, for getting one of hte highest geog gcse marks in the country. everyone just went 'uuuuuh' and groaned before a rather unenthusiastic clap broke out. i wouldnt mind if she didnt go on about how clever she was. she makes me want to SCOOP OUT HER EYES AND....you know the rest. yeh i noticed el carson told you that i like a guy who happens to not be alistair. this be true. he has a code name...malvolio. hawheehawhaw! missing you lots :( i didnt know that you wanted us to text you. los padres told us not to text you unless we asked first. and also i didnt even know you had a kenyan number until you texted me. i just kinda assumed it was you. i tried ringing your number, the kenyan one, but this african voice came on the fone and i had no idea what to do so i just said 'jambo' and hung up. it may have been an answerphone message. im not sure lots of love!! From. The Thin Man xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

tom you talk utter tosh. skins was amazing and sooooo realistic, thats what my life is like. alice is my sidekick(sid) or she can be the ultra brainy one with th obo. anyway loulou you very funny email about unfortuante looking people was verry funny! i might stretch to extremly funny! have fun with the lions and buy a disposable camera luveee xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey how come you have never offered to build me a tree house? And any chance of getting some photos? Oh and im not sure what clare is on about skins it had a good start and middle but the end was so stupid and unrealistic that it was runined. Hope your having fun xxx

hey loulou! hows it in africa? alls good here many things to tell you about, alice likes a boy!(not alister) and i had to go see the stantman. some of my friends at the boys school broke in and set off the fire alarm the other friday! i know, gayboys eh? i hear your suffering from an evil case of sunburn? bad luck, that'll teach you to try and tan! you will be please to know that i am a superstar in maths-quote mrs ramsden, ooh yeah get me. and i got 70% in my chemistry test on acids i really want ask you if you could possible send me any pictures you have taken so far, if they contain african art or prints or just animals. im doing african printing for my lastest textiles project and would like something from where you at. ta luvee. hope no one has been taken off into the bush by a giant ostrich or something yet, that would put a downer on the trip wouldnt it?! that was really random, sorry. you will also be please to know that the smelly four legged thing is still alive much to alices dimsay and chant/dances and we are thinking about doing shows! oh yeah, alice is still REALLY wierd and she freaked me out so much yesterday that i had to run to the bathroom for refuge. OMG LOUISE YOUR MISSING SKINS! its the most amazing programe and the main boy is a bufftingaaa. i will downlaod 4od for you so you can watch when you get back. it has alot of bad things in it like sex, drugs, violence.... m+d started watching it with me last night and i was like oh god its big brother all over again, but worse! hope you having an amzing time and wishing you were here not there. lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of love and kisses little bear xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx ps. been to any monkey raves yet? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

home time soon!! :D

i miss you yes i do, where are all the photos of you in treehouses, on elephants etc? can you use facebook or do you not want to stoop that low? hope you're having fun building in the sun xxxxxxxxx

Hi Lou. Sorry to hear about the sunburn. Hope all is well now. We trust that you are acquiring skills that can be put to good use on your return. Not sure about a treehouse, but the patio needs attention and the whole house could do with a makeover! When are we going to see photographs of these projects.......before, during and after.

560 site hits! hope you can get the site up and running - dial up can be so slow -. just imagine how many hits then. whats your project this week? is the tree house that you built still up!!!!

Hi from Dubai. Not so far away. Pop over if the going gets too tough, for some rest and relaxation. And babysitting. Looking forward to seeing some pics soon. Jerry & Marianne, Meg & Lulu xxxx

Miss you. Thought i would put random messages in every place i can think of that way your bound to get one of them love you lots and lots xxxxxxxx

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