HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DAVID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

HAVE A GREAT DAY HOPE YOUR FEELING BETTER RUTH LOVE YOU BOTH LOTS.

Hello
Well then glad to hear you're feeling better Tootie, we didn't need the whole gawry details but I'm sure it was ghastly. Got your parcel or at least it arrived while I was away and Pwandad opened it (I told him to) the photos at the Taj Mahal are really really lovely I'll get some copies done and drop them off at Northallerton. Pwandad wants to frame the one of you on your own sitting on the bench.
Well he's got the Xmas decorations up already, I just couldn't put him off any longer, he's been itching to get it done and once December arrived that was it!! We are the only one with lights up in Lansdowne Rd. Well Hey Ho I've gone along with it.
Thought you may like to know the weather here is awful gales and rain but it is winter, even so could do with some winter sunshine sending if you can manage it.
Got a phone call from Kathleen Stirzaker (Baker) her husband died last weekend so she is now on her own, how sad! Will try and get to the funeral in Pwannys absence.
OK will try and get some more work done (or a few more games of solitaire!) and look forward to hearing again soon. I will check the Damien Rice thing for you tomorrow and let you know.

Love you both

Mam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Time to break out the brown envelope.

Thanks to all the lovers out there who were good enough to find the time to express your feelings and show how much you care for the one and only savior of rock and roll David Andrew Burton the 1st.
I would just like to say that my birthday has had to take a back seat for now as the lovely Ruth Brown has had a case of the runny poos shes feeling a bit stronger today but not yet 100 percent i still managed to slip a sly pint of ginnuess down the pie hole while Ruth was suffering in bed poor thing.
We have decided to celebrate my birthday on the 5th now so if you would like to send me another birthday wish then dont be shy im gonna make sure we get well and trully pished i will have 2 pints for every message i get on the 5th so if you want to read about the carnage dont forget to send your love once more.
Anyway i can not describe how much i love every single one of you so i wont. keep it real and make me bloody proud you bunch of heros
peace out
David Andrew Burton the 1st

Happy 18th??!!
Whats it like getting drunk for the first time legally? You're so young.
Just want to say congratulatins on your win by ippon.
I can't believe i'm friends with someone 20years my younger... If the police ever found out that I like young'ns and elephants I'd be arrested.
Hope you're havin' a spankin' day... It only seems like yesterday that I was listening to you sing at your 1st birthday, followed by falling asleep in the car and getting a rash from the dog blanket... Did Toby O'Nattoby do it?!
Got too random for myself, look forward to a personalised message.

Miss you Scrutty and Burts.

Smell ya sooner rather than later.

Peace, and God speed.

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU DA DA DA DA DA!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIRTY, DIRTY ITS YOU BIRTHDAY HAPP BIRTHDAY DAVID DAVID ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Wish I caould be there to sing these songs but hopefully Scrutty knows the tune and ill be able to sing them to you on my behalf. Dirty have a fantastic B'day - I know you will, I am going out after work to bond with my new colleagues so I will get merry in celebration of your big day 23 Hey getting old!!!!!! (what am I talking about merry new crowd and new people to entertain - I'm gonna be in a mess! Have to be home by 9 though and be able to see as it is the "I'm a celebrity get me out of here final")

Think about you guys every day wishing I was with you, if your thinking you wish you were here for your b'day after getting emotional to these messages - DON'T England sucks its dark cold and raining and most of all depressing so enjoy where you are and what your doing and don't give this S*itt hole another thought!

LOVE YOU BOTH TAKE CARE!

Kisses Rainy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Miss you both loads and loads

hi guys hope your both ok HAPPY BIRTHDAY dave hope you have a gd one dont get too drunk lol. were all great kids say hi.I had a brill weekend in edinbrough for me 40th and i had a lovely surprise when andy an karen,mally an ang turned up also love to you both take care xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DAVID...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO UUUUOOOOHOOO!!!! HOPE U HAVE A REALLY FAB DAY. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF MY NIGHT SHIFT, OBVIOUSLY WORKING HARD, AND AM FEELING REALLY TIRED. WAS REALLY LOVELY TALKING TO YOU THE OTHER DAY, WE'RE GOING TO REALLY MISS U AT CHRISTMAS BUT HELEN AND MARTIN ARE EXTREMELY EXCITED THAT WE'RE GOING THERE, THEY'VE ALREADY BOUGHT A CRATE OF DESPERADO! ANYWAY HAVE A BEER FOR ME ON YR BIRTHDAY. LOVE A KISSES. LINS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID i hope you have a good day witch i know you will so have a good nite if you go out take care and drink one for me and joy so drink 2 lol!!!!!!! hey anuty di me and joy are doing well thanks for the message me and joy hope you and every one are doing well and take care and have a good christmas if you read this!!! well david i hope you call on saturday would be awsome to talk to you take care david and ruth love you guys lots ben and joy xoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxo

happy b'day david. hope you are both well. by looking at your photos you are. i've been at teesside crown court all week doing jury service. the case i've got isn't a very nice one and i'm not sure wether i'll find him guilty or not yet. it's something i've always dreaded doing but it's been areal eyeopener. if your reading this ben i hope you and joy are both ok. david you might find a similar message like this on your e-mail address i pressed a wrong button. i did tell you i'm useless with computers. have a great b'day david and keep on having fun love to you both
di, paul,megan and sian

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVID,LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE AND BEST WISHES,I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY,TAKE CAREXXXXX

Didn't realise you had gone away... Some bird who presents the Monday night quiz at our local pub said her sister and rock star boyfriend had gone on this ridiculously long journey to places like Wales etc. Anyway she said log on to this website and i'd get to see some soft core of people in waterfalls and also, if i was in to the more kinky stuff, people with animals like elephants.

Sorry its taken so long to say hi... What i'm most interested in though is whether the emerency white box has been opened?!... Remeber its for bloody diarrhoea and not for red s*** coloured by chicken tikka masala for breakfast. I understand that difference won't be a problem for you Scrut as you have been enjoying the delights of McDonalds Asia.

Photo's look amazing... Much like here but with a slightly different range of wildlife... Sun is shining here; Lucie's outside now (9pm) sunning herself in the garden and i'm just preparing a variety of cocktails to cool the gang down with.

Missing you both so so much even though the lack of messages would suggest otherwise... We're both sorry.

Thinking of you, safe journey's.

Always, Tom and Lucie x x x