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Hello, Sorry its been so long we did actually spend an hour the other day writing up everything we done since the last entry and just as we went to save it the computer decided to shut down, good one!!! Anyway will give a quick summary of bangkok, we were only there for 2 nights but had a wicked time it was crazy way too touristy which spolit it a bit, too many people wearing football shirts and caps if you know what we mean. On the 1 st day we just took advantage of all the luxuries bought some cheap fakes off the market and ate alot of food, the best Big mac Burts has ever had he said. Next day we took a tuk tuk round the city and did the sights such as Big Buddha statue and lucky Buddha statue and then went on a river boat through the city where there were fish the size of sharks swimming along side the boat. Burts did some research on things we could do that evening and after hours of begging i finally gave in and agreed we could go to a Ping Pong show in Pat Pong, the red light district of Bangkok. We turned up to a place that had blacked out windows (never a good sign) and were led through to a dark room out the back where there was small stage in the centre with rows of chairs all around. The place had a real sordid 80's theme and the naked Thai girls dancing round the poles on the stage didn't ease our anxiety in the slightest. We really hadn't realised what we were getting ourselves into and the next hour and a half our jaws fell further and further to the floor. Its hard to describe and there was no cameras allowed but basically the girls took us through a journey of incredible front bottom behaviour!!! There was many objects used but here are a just a few ;Firing ping pongs, pulling out 20 metres of string with beads attached, 20 metres of string with razor blades attached, smoking ciggarettes, blowing horns and whistles, opening coke bottles, blowing out candles, firing darts into balloons there was many more but it all came to the end with a lesbian romp and live sex show..What a night, we have been mentally scarred for life but Bangkok definately Rocks!!!
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