What you wearing??

No Email were sent to us you loser (gad coming to OZ, hide your children)

Yes you Afgan warriors have you received any of my e-mails. You jokers havent even got back to me with your selective e-mailing. Still as f***ing bored as ever got no one to go out with tonight so e-mailing you instead sad isnt it! still have you managed to get a bag of weed for a loaf of bread yet whats it like to feel like a millionaire amongst the peasants. f***ing e-mail me man! Need to know when you guys are in the land of OZ gonna book the tickets soon to go over there sooner the better. Still keeping the Allstars in the UK alive may open my own website for the Allstars trip of Harrow so you can keep up to date with what your missing out on. Oh yeah cant believe you even f***ing been in contact with my ex and all other peeps and I dont even a lookin cheers you tarts. If I dont hear from you soon gonna ring the terrorist hotline and get you blown up by the Bush administration or worse ill come over and give you both a beating! And dont tell me you dont know my e-mail

George Best died just to let you know and no im not talking about Jim Brannan. He is still as fat as ever apperently he shaves his legs.

Wheres your pictures you cheap c*** . Bet your not even in india your on some terrorist trainning camp. Get back to us and let us know whats going on may the Buddah be with you.

Paul wants to know if there are any young boys over there? his running a grooming website

easy bums, hunter the funny stuff is 3 pound a Half, madness when you mix in beer at 50p a pint. Women started off not being so great, but now picking up. nearly died today, driver nearly did a ryan by nearly crashing the car. i want my ireland top back u pikey b******. tell brannin the mac D's does do a curry burger, jim would fit right in, seeing their is hundreds of drunk bums about.

p.s Harry be with you

Hey Nick, hows it going out there? u still in india?

Jim wants to know what the BK curry burger tastes like in Goa he is running an online survey and would appreciate any FEEDback

Easy boys bet that curry is running out of your ass as quick as your eating it! Hope all is good and your enjoying the dust and smell how is the hygine out there? if there is any! then again the smell of you two in a room is bad enough. Me and Pete have been on the piss with brannan in the making a guest appereance at the JL yesterday bet you wish you were here,My ass, How are the locals hear they're trying it on alot must be like wembley market on steriods. Still have you found buddah yet there is alittle rumor going about saying your practicing to become buddists. Any asian babes out there have you been tempted by any women for 20p you dirty s***s.
Anyhow have a nice bud bud ding ding to you and speak to you soon you asian invaders
See ya

alrite rikesh and akesh enjoyin playin with the catel and playin football bare foot.ps thanks for the ireland rugby kit shane

Oh no!! Bloody indians! (joke!)