What is that new tripe...honestly? Very, very low. Very, very desperate.

what a dear you are mother x

Well dear all,
This is my 2nd attempt at a message don't know what area of cyber space my last one circulating in but it certainly never reached this board!Anyway-not too long now before you return from your trip-it looks like you've had a sick time(notice trendy speak there!) and i have had fun looking at your photos!
Just a quick word Tom-ramekin is most definately NOT your mouth-much hilarity when I heard Owain's version of what happened at the cook skl.Still i am sure he will fill you in when you nxt speak!!!!
Am up late having returned from a chocolate fountain evening that i arranged as a fund raiser for bcs tonight went ok after a fashion-chocolate fountain didn"t fountain it driibbled but Mr Etheringtons jazz band sounded cool.
Anyway i am off to bed now-its way past my bedtime but i doubt it is yours--love you loads see u soon make the most of the time you have love mum xxxxxx

Yes Joe, nice to hear from you man. Have tried emailing but not happening for some reason. We will get back on 1-7-2006 if all goes to schedule, tell me you still going to be about mate?
Benjamin, you little fiend, hope you're good mate. Dog got too fat to walk yet? Hahaha. Look forward to paying you a visit soon mate.
Jango, Brad, Geo and co. Been watching the Muay Thai over here Jack, you would love it. Have a good time in Marbella boys and don't buy anything from the boons with briefcases.
xxx

Alrite guys. Ben just showed me the web site, looks f***in sick, wish i was there. Thought you would of stitched Will up with a picture of him and a lady boy in Thailand (Louie). Going away on "holiday" in about 4 weeks, are you going to be back before? safe

Eeeeeeerrrrr. i dont know. i don't know. i watched tarzan in my sleeping beauty dress. we got ducks. Come home, Louis.

just seen the "mogford abuse" saga from the chilli pics
Nice 1 lads. f***ing hilarious.
peace out.

hey tom,Loui and Will hope you all are ok! Tom i miss you loads and the ring in your nose looks nasty! It looks like your having a joke time! I wish i was with you better than this s***ty place with all the exams! Miss balance called me an attention seeker but hey! Sorry i missed your phone call the other day i was at work even though work was empty! The house isnt really the same with out you or your loud music not that your in that often! seen Nikki a few times and some other people but i can't remember who they all asked who you managed to get the money for the trip! Hopefully you will ring soon and i can chat to you! i miss you loads i love you take care xxx Hannah..the one and only xxx

Louis whats all this bout u an jack,s lady friend?. not to worry your bedroom is still in the same state it was before u left it anyway seems like your having a good time and whos the bloke with the shaven head? hope you lot are allright and hav,nt drunk too much recently but guess that could be a lie after i,ve seen some of those photos. have fun

alrite guys looked at ur photos looks fun, have u bin gettin right on it please dont become all philosophical i no its a life changing experiance an all that but dnt wanna have to beat the sense bak into u, havent bin up to much back here i mite be moving to australia got offerd a job there! wots the girly situation out there heard bout wills unfortunate little infections not to worry mate just double em up next time going to marbella wiv the lads on 9th of june wud have been nice for u lot to come too, u still wiv soph n that?
ricky hatton is fighting tonite COME ON RICKY!! gonna be off the hook west ham today tom f a cup final! dont no how the f*** they got there, got me a prezzie yet u betta! ne way betta get back to work take care guys have a good un
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Yes yes Louis Bolzano this is Maz and I'm back in NBristol. Good to hear that your having fun travelling but its a shame that your not in these ends cos I was keen on getting to see you. Tell me when it is you think youyr gonna be back. Send me a message it would be good to hear from you.

Louis you gimp, you had your hand down your pants and that pigs head was dirt and by the way u still owe me 20 quid from like a year ago