Jason Bourne eat you heart out and the Chung King Mansions - Gateway to Hell March 2nd Well as it happened i was a bit worried about the timing of the flight as it did not land until half ten and then i had to get to the "hotel", so i got super fed up when it got delayed by 2 hrs. I emailed the "hotel" to tell them, and that i would not be there til well after midnight. "Our reception is open 24 hrs. we wait for you. Do Not talk to ...

Bangkok and the beer banMarch 1st This would be the night of all nights we thought as we caught the taxi to Bangkok. Jonnies last night on holiday and my last night of partying with the boys. As we checked in to the hotel we noticed a sign up saying "Due to the elections this weekend the Government does not allow the sale of alcohol after 6Pm for the next 2 days" Jonnie started going mental as if the world had ended, and ran off to the cafe and c...

Pattaya again - the chippendales. So we climbed back on determined not to fall in again, and i had been frantically scheming a less painfull exit strategy. i worked out that if i lept in the air as soon as i felt it going, and jumped the other way it would be less painful. Don't ask me why, it made sense at the time. Do you remember when you were small there was a craze over some little toys on a spring with a sucker?' you would lick the sucker and stick it to...

Pattaya - Again And The Man with the Big Gun Feb28th - March 1st So here we are back again, where the food is great, the sea is warm and the women are gorgeous. Not much new to report that can make it in to this　highly edited blog........ we hired a couple of scooters for the day in the hope we were going to find some litte bar hidden away with the cheapest beer in Pataya. After a couple of hours riding round in the roasting sun we stopped off for a be...

Siem Reap to Thailand. part 2 To be fair they were very good at the bus agency and upgraded us to a luxury bus that left just 30 minutes later. All we wanted was a shower. (and a beer) So as we pull in to Pattaya on the outskirts, the bus stops and the lights go off. "Finish" they shouted as they threw the bags on the pavement.We did not have a clue where we were and no taxis in sight, only a lonely moped taxi. Imagine, there is Jonnie, who is not e...