hi jess hope you are having the best time ever xx thinking of you xx

oi oi oi just 4rt id inform ya that 28th of April KERRIE AND WAI r bookin there thailand flights!!! i can see yal jumpin 4 JOY!!!Were already excited - how sad is that!! chaz paul is in thailand in june not july, so thats a bit crappy!!!

hi Hi smelly hows it hanging left right middle up down??.. oh yeah chas been tryin to get through to mama and paps for ya no answer they occupied.......free house an all joking lol will keep trying for you, hope everything is goood had my hair cut oh yes i know what you thinking if you havent passed out already with shock lol, it looks okay so short, was sooo embarassing when i went in there she couldnt get my nots out with her combe i wanted to die of embarassment lol!, watsis name max washed my hair was so funny! mummys birthday today bought her one of those new york pictures you rinse in your home she loves it! has earned a nice comfy place on the wall it loooks so so pwitty! me and james booked tickets to go see spurs play in the uefa cup i am soooooo excited my first ever live football match, i am becoming a true supporter lol gonna be all cheesy with the hat and scarf like " WOOOOOO YEAH" love it! not long before my hols! Missing you mate, hope you gals are having a wicked time taking all the breathtaking sights in, and sleeping tight with no mattresses lol cant imagine it!!... speak soon ..hanuuur

WOW!!! sounds like ur havin a super time. and u havent broken or hurt anything yet laura good luck on that one :) stay safe hope to hear from u soon...miss u..xxx oh ps if u ever see a big hello kitty please take just one piccie 4 me pleasey thanks love uxxx

WARNING - after sum full on in depth research just thought id let u no dat in thailand they dont sell fish stix(tampons) so stok up if ur planin to have a visit from aunty FLOW in that week!!!hahaha i bet dis msg is makin the boys in this world blush!!! oh chaz hows the VAGISIL - has it cleard ur full on fallopian fungus!!!hahaha just jokin - this is cool i can send u all da insults - but wiv nun of da consequences e.g. a punch in face, or a poke in da eye 4 bein so sly!!! chow 4 now u smelly cows...xx...

Hey Jess - do you want me to check if you've turned your hair straightners off? Lots of love to the three intrepids. Size xx

OH MY GOD! i just wrote one message which was really long and then didnt solve the stupid sum thing and just pressed add and it killed the whole message. then i wrote another one describing in my anger how angry i was about the whole thing, and i was sooooo angry i pressed loads of buttons to express my anger and in pressing the buttons it did something that technology does to piss my whole heartidly off and deleted that message. im trying not to swear as i no parents will be reading this but its made me feel very agressive.

...im calm now, i very much enjoyed fridays bnlog, laughed to myself for a while about laura on the bike. had to happen really, u really should just pay more attention to life in general, i think it would really help! have u lost nething yet laura?

love u btw, really missing u, just to let u no, everything blew up with fish in my face and everything went wrong sunday nite just bfore u went away, it was horrible but i think its ok now, i had a massive go at him about things that i wont share over the internet but i shouted and screamed at him sooo much down the phone i was shaking with anger. it was horrible but rather empowering at the same time. now that u've gone i have to sort through my problems myself with help from charlie who is being a diamond. he looks after me. i dont have my mummy here to help but im going to be stronger. im going to be so strong when u get back u'll be scared of me. i wont have ne problems to sort out.

anyway i miss u loads and loads, i'll update u with stupid things that happen in my life, like embarassing situations and all. which at the moment (touch wood) have stopped!?!

love u love u love u. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

lol i cant belive your not legal to drink alcahol in CA that must feel weird! is it easy to get served anyhow? you've missed a few days of lovely weather but i bet its absolutely sweltering in LA! hehe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hey beautiful Girlies!!!!!

Just read your first email, your blog and checked out all your pics which are amazing!!!i feel like crying cos i miss you all and also its raining here ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!as for brighton nothing is happening really and you guys being away makes me realise how much i cant wait to go away!!!!i hope you are all having an amazing time, and jess have you used your travel wash yet!!!!??hhehe!!also i hope the greyhound journey was fun as you have all been excited about that!!Ahhh guys i really miss you :( huuuuuh!!!well ill be off now but look forward to your next instalment!!take care of eachother!

Love you all lots and miss you too :) xxxxxxxxxx mwah xxxxxxxxxxx

hey!!!!!!

Sorry I took so long to reply but I was off living the life off luxury in Chris's mansion! No joke, easily the biggest house i have ever been in! Great fun seeing the old gang again.

Im glad to see your haviung a brill time and enjoying urselfs... I am jealous.

I cant believe its a friday night and i am staying in.... I am a loner now u have left. Its depressing. Stephen is coming on sunday to stay :-S... the dining room for him! hahaha what will my mum say about a christian! hahaha

I shall keep u posted on that and everything that is going on with my life, cos u sort my life out for me! :-)

Miss you my dearest!!!!!!!!!

Love you so much. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

P.s. sorry I ddint answer my phone but I was at work, I hope you were ok, I did worry. Alex says he misses you 2.

hi hi hi hi

we are sooooooo PISSED OFF MAN!!wrote you theeeee funniest longest message and the b****** has f***ed off to god knows where, but it certainly aint SAN FRAN BABY! Well were off to the good old hot toob, for some nice clean bubbly fun, lol so funny it raining outside so we got some shower caps were gonna look HOT!, IF THATS NOT DEDICATION FOR YOU I DNT KNOWWHAT IS!! i know your black ass is gonna be jealous as last time you did have so much fun, giving us some nippleage actually full on boooobage WINK WINK N, NIDGE NUDGE say no more! YOU LOVED PRuuuuNING in the oversized bathtub. .... sooo were here, your there, or are you here or are we there, i dont know anymore i just dont know anymore! " Look kez suck it up its gonna be okay" han gives kez a sympathetic back rub... char dont want your tears and char dont need your tears, "but i got news for you hans i dont need my tears and i dont want my tears either", "screw you Hannah your the one in the bathroom with the razor blade... well at least your in the bath for once! lol jeeeeeeese were loving this message malarkey too much. ... so today we got on the bus.,..we sat, we chat, we ate, but we didnt drink but by golly if there was drink we would have drunk!... ah well need some of that chowda stuff..actually tell us chas does it make the bread soggy?? as it ooooozes down your throat, mind you u like it wet dont u you dirty b****!;l,ciobhfogbjopkbggpo ooh sorry got a bit excited there!

"should we go now"? . .."Yeah fuk this full on prunage to do back at Emma's"!...... Much much love, always and forever, where and whenever, hope you boys are staying safe,

Love bill and ben the flower pot woMEN!...P.S.laura you best teach us some of your smooth moves you were busting out in the beach YOU LOVED IT!

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yo shameless L,
i forgot to mention last saturday..
but could you possibly do "dnt stop me now" occasionly on your travels....i want that dance craze to go international!....to suddenly see it being done in the next crappy cover ( for children in need this time!?) would be classic!