Worlds shortest fairytale....

Once upon a time a man asked a woman, "will u marry me", the woman replied "no" and the man lived happily ever after and went golfing, fishing, drinking, shagging and still had money in his pocket at the end of every week.

The End

Hi Ben

Just read the blog.Very good.Sounds like a good experience.Some people do keep asking how you are and those that do not I bring up the subject and let them know anyway.Glad you are pleased to see me on facebook.Looking forward to having some football to watch as the new season starts.I hope that lot from the other end of Sheffield lose to Ipswich on saturday (they will) .Im off on my hols this weekend so it will be nice to not be at work.More photos soon please.Take care mark

Hey, I have put a new journal on so take a look

Ben!

Hey sweets,

Hows the hair?! Hope its working on the girls!(edited!!) Ignore me Ann-sorry.

Guess whos got a new FACEBOOK friend?! The beautiful Ann herself-mmm lovely. Photos please!!

Hope youre good matey-miss you.

All my love

G x x x

Hello Ben

It's Tracey from your Mums work hope you are having a great time, I am really enjoying your journey, the pictures are great! I like the ones where you are on Ramsey Street.

Best Wishes Tracey

Benny Boy

Ant J iv got to find somthing to to while ur all tucked up in bed and Bens laid on a beach somwhere random! so what better to do than see what our Benny boys upto then and keep upto date with what hes doin because im well jealous! Hows the new job then? bet your missing all this stupid english wheather arent you! Anyway dont no what to say so ill leave you to it! ill have to go and find some1 else to bore.

m8y last shift for a while so take care of urself!

Dicko

Hi Love,

Hope your ok, and enjoying the new job. Got tickets for Ipswich and Rotherham away today, what a performance! couldn't buy online or on the phone as they are still having techy issues after the big flood, so had to go to Hillsborough after work,had to pay with cash as card transactions couldn't be processed either! Hope this ta-ta is not the bad start of things to come for the season! Been a glorious hot day, perhaps this is our summer! Our Richards messages make me laugh, he's supposed to be working nights!!!

Take care, love you loads, Mum xxx

Benny boy

Glad to see your having a good time mate! Bit dissapointed though that you havent got no birds on your photos to cheer me up on these long boring nights while your chilled out on a beach somewhere!

please think about me for a change! Our Linz thinks shes your fav cuz but i know that int true ! So dont let me down n get me some pics!

Take care

Dicko

Ben

Where are you and why is your bedroom still so tidy??

My mummy and daddy want me to go on potty but i dont know if i want to yet. So when they take my nappy off i like to run around and wee wee on floor. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

But then mummy shouts and daddy runs off. I think i am boss in our house!!!

When can we play barbies again???

Lots of love Char

btw, jealous of ur neighbours trip.....i LOVE neighbours!

ONE year ago today we went to London.Scorching hot day it was.I can still feel the heat from our lunch in Trafalgar Square.One year on and its p...ing it down again.Yesterday was the first day we had no rain at any point in the day since 20th June.(ironically the day you left !) Be good Me

its pissin it down in america....hope ur havin better weather!