Hello i am back it is good to know that you are risking life and limb every day or is it just charlie being a drama queen, anyway i hope you are both well my agenda for the week is tues sunbath do garden or else i will be moaned at sat sun mon work how lovely without pay so think youselfs lucky having a adventure, when will the results be through how long before i am a keeped women by my son !! Claire has taken over house with her new ikea office furniture where was you to help put it together she rolls in at 9.05 breakfast starts work lunch she loves it , Lee is happy happy you missed his birthday he wants to come back as Ashley or Jamie he has the world, Jamie has a history exam today he did not get in till 110clock last night i have not even seen him with a book revising and i wished him good luck with the exam today i said you like history dont you no i dont i dont hold much hope for that exam libby lust is growing she is all legs and thin i want to fatten her up anyway just off to the park in my charlie mobile love you both miss you do not come home unless you have my bag black channel a big bigger than the one i have look at me always ready for the next purchase now you and charlie have ruffed it a bit no more selfridges all saints , tony and guy hair i cant wait for the new ashley who will not need so much money we have started already dad has sold your watch and car is on its way love mum xxxx

My mom never writes to me

Hello Mother,u r so dramatic!! diving is over and done with!! Ladyboys are the new threat and their persistance at grabbing ashleys crotch!! met up with bernie now in Phuket, and hotel thank god, will write on the blog later! have u checked out the pics on facebook? do u want my password to log on?? love u loads miss u xxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi Charlotte and Ashley, hope you are both ok.Where are you now- are you still in the beach hut? Nothing much happening here, it seems v. quiet with Laura away. I think Dom is going to grans tomorrow .Well please take care especially when you are doing the diving bit-3 divers went missing yesterday off the Indonesian coast, its on the news. Love and kisses, missing you loads xx

Hello you two. Thanks for telling me you havent been well Charlotte-will sleep better now. Anyway, hope you are feeling better, please make sure you get some more iron tablets. Laura has gone now so it is even quieter around here. Take care Baby Girl and Ash.. Miss you lots. Love you xx

My mother doesn't care!!!!! She wants to rent my room out to a chinese exchange student!!!!

hi mummy, its mee!! Tell Archie i said happy bday and will bring him a gift home, i am very jealous of bouncy castle may have to have a go myself! went scuba diving yesterday, was ace, saw a massive turtle, got lots of pics of the occassion!! i havent been feeling too well, very sickly but feel better today!! tell laura to have a brill holiday and ill txt her later! love u all xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hi there Charlotte and Ashley. Hope there has been no more dramas. It is pretty quiet here, just working butt off as usual. It was Archies 3rd birthday yesterday- he got a bike and bouncy castle from Dom and Jude. We got him more Peppa pigs. Well no more news, speak to you soon Baby Girl. Love you, take care xx

So, more dramas then Slim and Kim? Are you going to put more photos on this then Charlotte? Try and keep out of trouble for a couple of days. Missing you loads, love from meeeee. xx

Hi Charlotte-sorry we missed you today but is rather noisy with 6 of us and gran!! You are not home for ages yet. Well take care and I will speak to you soon. Love to you bothxx

Hi mummy, its meeeee!! im missing u too, im not here too much longer anyway so i will be home annoying u all soon! just trying to decide what we are doing tomo, we are thinking the orangatang island, but its so far taxi is alot, so may rent a car! penang is much more expensive than we thought, just had a meal in a restaurant shaped as a boat!! tell gran i said happy bday and i will call her tomo, tell everyone i said hi! love u xxxxxxxxx ps this website is discriminatory of people without mathematical talent, how rude! xxxxx

Its meeee again. Hope you are both having a fabulous time in Penang. I am missing you Baby Girl-more than I thought. Hope to speak to you soon, take care both of you xx