

On A Plane, New South Wales
Day 1 or maybe 2, not really sure. All married up and have been on our monster big plane for 17 odd hours with my lovely new wife.
We tried for a cheeky free upgrade at check-in, but my tramp chic look probably did not do us any favours and we were politely declined. I reassured myself with the fact 'well I've never seen posh class so shouldn't worry too much when I don't know what I'm missing', sadly you are herded straight passed to the lazyboy esque reclinin...