Oh... you can't swear on here??

For the record, I wrote B.I.T.C.H :D

Had a WELL weird dream about you last night, woke up and went to go tell you. Then realised.

b****.

:-D Hope the hongkongians are treating you well! Eat some cockapoo for me!!! Love you xxxx

Miss you already, be safe, dont eat those rotton noodles, yucky yucky do lar, gives me the shivvers just thinking about them, like worms.

Mimi is Ok

Love You loads - Petal xxx

have a wonderful time baby petal.. i will be tracking ur advetures & keeping my eye on ur hawbag of a muva.. she is a BIATCH,, but i luv er weelly xxxx

Have a lovely time and keep safe. I will endevaour to ensure Mimi does not come with child - as promised.

Lots of love Favourite Godmother and the rest of the O'B's xxxxx

I love you, be safe.