I was thinking now that Alec's out of town...Only jocking. How's my fave little brother couple doing? Jo'Burg looks about as much fun as Jo Brand (Alec knows quite how fun she can be). Sam and I are having a great time in London, only she's in Milan and I'm in Durham. Still, it works pretty well for us never seeing one another so were happy. We have sold all the stuff you left in our flat which we couldn't eat, wear or hump; but given that most the people on my street are Africans there is a good chance you'll be buying it back, at reasonably inflated prices, on your travels. I'll leave a more loving message when you can be bothered to replay to them you cockroaches, were do you think you are on holiday?
Take care, be safe and for Gods Sake try not to inadvertanrly marry a native, that goes for you too deb.
Love Nick and Sam.
well - it doesn't seem to be posting my messages twice, but it does seem to take out all of the white space... whichisarealpainintheassbecauseitmakeseverythingutterlyunreadablewordsearchwheelbarrowfandango
Nick must be using your laptop as a aperetif plate because he's not using it to post messages. Spoke to Carolstein over the weekend and she's having a great time - she'd just been buying avacados and yoghurt and ginger and rocket and sun dried tomatoes and humus... but no pot noodles strangely enough. Students! She appears to be intent on becoming part of the Manchester Glitterati and then an IT girl (no Alexander, not and I.T. girl); I told her as long as I don't hear about things in the papers I don't mind, she promised not to end up enblazened across the front page of the FT (which I read..... ('I think I would be perfect for the job because my age is exactly half way between the 18-35 demographic your station claims to target... instead of a renumeration package, could I have some sort of wage?')). She's off to see Nick and Sam over the weekend to see if she can make it big in Laaandon town.
Mum and Dad are great, Kath's good. Had a friend of mine fall head first down a flight of steps over the weekend and I took him to hospital. Luckily he was really drunk so he wasn't that hurt at all (could have broken his neck, turns out only he needed 2 staples in his head (to hold it onto his neck)).
Anyway - stop having so much fun and post a reply or a postcard or something.
is the message board broken or is this what happends if you don't keep up with the payments...?
'nice message board you've got here... it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it!...'
Chris And Chris
Glad to hear you are both still having a great time, sounds like deb will have to do some fitness training if she wants to aviod the hippos, i bet if she was chased though she could run faster than Roger Bannister. if she managed to grapple with a crocodile she could become the replacement for the unfortunate Steve Erwin.
Both things could go onto her C.V as may be useful attributes for when she does eventually decide to do some work for a living. only joking missing you both take care and keep in touch love chris and chris
Chris And Chris
Glad to hear you are both still having a great time, sounds like deb will have to do some fitness training if she wants to aviod the hippos, i bet if she was chased though she could run faster than Roger Bannister. if she managed to grapple with a crocodile she could become the replacement for the unfortunate Steve Erwin.
Both things could go onto her C.V as may be useful attributes for when she does eventually decide to do some work for a living. only joking missing you both take care and keep in touch love chris and chris
Kathleen
Hi Alec! Hi Debbie!
Sounds like you are having loads of fun. I passed a Morrisons today and thought of you Debs and how very far away you were from it all now!! Am having a great time in the new job and getting to spend lots of time being nosy and listening to 999 calls from the Scottish public which is BRILLIANT!! Am doing a weekend night shift with some crews on ambulances next month! Hope you are both enjoying the whole experience. xxxKath xxx
Kathleen
Hi Alec! Hi Debbie!
Sounds like you are having loads of fun. I passed a Morrisons today and thought of you Debs and how very far away you were from it all now!! Am having a great time in the new job and getting to spend lots of time being nosy and listening to 999 calls from the Scottish public which is BRILLIANT!! Am doing a weekend night shift with some crews on ambulances next month! Hope you are both enjoying the whole experience. xxxKath xxx
Kathleen
oops - posted that last one twice! Not quite as IT literate as Sue and Paul think I am!!!
that's a 'no' then.
You'll have to follow this link then:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM
(or more than likely copy it into your browser)
it's nothing dirty or wrong (sorry) it's just very very good. Smile :¬)
Will this work I wonder ... what kind of damned message board doesn't have a preview button?
Given that the email(s) have dried up, I'll revert back to this method of attempting to contact you both before I go and find Billy Witch Doctor dot com (One convinient locations...in Africa ... I am sofa king, we tarred Ed) and see if he can contact you with magic and goats blood.
It looks like you're having loads of fun and things, so that's good... What's new ?... Everything in Edinburgh is great, Kath's job is brilliant, Detroit Techno next Friday at the Red Bar if you're interested ... I'm going to try and shoot down to Laaandan to see Nick for a while in a couple of weeks, possibly try and see Caroline on the way back up. Thailand had a military coup the other day. Depending on how far west you were today, you might have had a wee bit of a solar eclipse (use it to escape from local tribes like Tin Tin (he hates the locals)). MC Dynamite's little brother got the Best Hip Hop MoBo... Venezuela's Hugo Chavez said President Bush was a smelly Devil at the UN, everyone thought it was funny... people have been rushing to surf Fistral Beach in Newquay which has had 7-9 ft waves because of Hurricane Gordon... that's mostly it really. It was international talk like a pirate day on Tuesday. I don't know anyone who observed it.
Anyway - take it easy and I'll speak to you again soon.
Sue And Paul
Hi there sorry we have not been in touch for a while but been busy off loading any remaining family members and once they had all gone we found we could not work the computor. damn the intollerable cleverness of the young. Fortunately Kathleen has been kind enough to speak very slowly to us till we could understand and now there will be no stopping the out flow of verbal stuff. (can't think how to spell diarrhoea )Caroline is living it large in Manchester, partying like it might be rationed soon. We took her down on Friday the 15th with four suitcases and the forty three carrier bags needed for the frugal, austere student life style she intends to lead. She was very disappointed to have to queue for nightclubing in the early hours of Saturday morning, obviously this further education experience is going to be more harsh than anticipated. Infact she has had to nightclub Sunday Monday Tuesday and Wednesday just to check out the queing situation, Thursday is still being researched. Nick has found a frightening steroid ridden gym and is settling in to the London scene. We are fine, just working occasionally when the mood takes and are considering opening an internet communication business now we hve obviously got this email chat thing under our belt. Sounds like things are still brilliant with you two and we are delighted about that. All our love to you both. Sue and Paul xxx