Was pretty sure that my reaction to accepting the nude zip line challenge took chello by surprise. I was more than willing to get my kit off at any opportunity possible and the fact it meant I got to perform such an extreme activity really made it a no brainer.
Convinced Matze to give his pecker some jungle exposure also... Then two Swedish Terry's put there hands up aswell, nothing to look at but turned us into a crew of the indecently exposured kind all the same. Some more indecent than others!
Last minute another Aussie lad Shane jumped on board... Chello was pretty blown away : nobody had performed the prestigious full Monty zip line in 2years and never these many volunteers on the one day. I was most def the ring leader in what was soon to be a massacre of uncovered flying genitalia.
All piled into a bus (still clothed at this stage) and were taken to the steps at the entrance of the first zip line. I was straight up there and by the time chello and the rest of the guys made it to the top I was completely starkers.
The photos we got were hilarious. Had not even thought for a second about what we were about to do; all to consumed with the nude factor. Got harnessed up and had the debrief. Wasn't much I had to be told as I was the only one who opted to go superman style (head first), where all the other guys went in the seated position.
I was last to go so getting to watch all the other nude figures fly through the jungle got me pretty pumped ... And a little aroused
My turn came and was laid down in the prone position while one of the blokes had to Almost straddle up straight behind me ... Lucky guy got the sweet view of my pale hairy buns right across!
Gave my little Steve Irwin esque intro and I was off.... Flying through the trees and into the middle of the valley at intense speeds. Yelling at the top of my lungs, best feeling! So free!
The zip line was split into 3 parts. So there was a bit of stop starting. All our clothes were transported from post to post by one of the attendants carrying them in a bag and taking them across the zip line.
Got clothed before the final leg and managed to survive with scrotum fully I. Tact and nothing more than a few mossie bites on the ankles to tell the tale. Well worth it.
Met the rest of the death road crew back at the restaurant by the lake. Had dinner showered up and it was time to bus it home. Our mini van didnt take long to turn rave cave party bus. Driving back up death road with our heads hanging out the window looking at the most amazing astrology was the icing on the cake for this great day ! Even pulled over a few times for toilet stops and were peeing off some of death roads intensely huge drop offs - crazy stuff!
Got back to the hostel , powered bombed Matze in the staff room then got blind drunk extreme sports adrenalin junkie hell man style! Pretty sure I was in bed by about 1.
Such an awesome day !