This stone dish (placed next to a regular dinner plate on the right for comparison´s sake) must have weighed twenty-plus pounds once it was filled with rice, tomatoes, garlic, potatoes, a type of sausage, and chickpeas. Yet that did not stop my señora from barging into my room while I was taking a nap screaming,¨¡No has comido nada!¨which translates into ¨You haven´t eaten anything!¨over and over until I promised I would eat after my nap. She repeated herself a few more times and then left me the entire dish for lunch.