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So all us Victorians awoke this morning with footy fever as it was the AFL grand final today between Collingwood and Geelong.
Was a bit momentous as the Geelong crew obviously barracked for the cats and l am magpies as everyone knows. The morning was spent doing nothing much but Dale, Mick, Craig and Melissa cracked the beer open early eager to start the day off. After lunch we headed down the beach about 50m to the restaurant where they were showing the game on a projector screen on the beach for us, as well as a barby!!! Bit pricey at $2 per snags but we all felt a bit obligated seeing they had organized the screening for us. So we settled back to watch a fairly contested match while everyone yelled and barracked for their teams. It was quite a laugh really and inbetween quarters l, being the tight ass, headed back to camp to skull a glass of wine. So with that l became very 'happy' and one thing lead to another and next thing l knew l was shaking hands with Dale who had just beat me a titty run if the pies loose! However l felt l went well as l had talked him down from a full nudie run to just boobs!
After Geelong won by 38 points, all the guys cared about was the awaited titty run. We headed back to camp where Dale had marked out a running course with sanc through the camp!!! We all agreed that the kids had to be in bed and lve never seen the kids so organized for bed time so quickly!!!
Night had fallen and my 2L cask of wine was empty, the kids were all in bed and so the titty run had to happen. Luckily Angie agreed to do the run with me and then Kerry and Barbara stood by my side to run with me!! So the tops went up as we lined the beach and the blokes torches shone as they concentrated! We were off but all of a sudden l fell face first in the sand, everyone pissed themselves laughing. I got up and we ran so quick that l think everyone missed it.
You would think that that would be it but after this we sat around the camp fire drinking more when the next thing l knew Angie, Rod and l were throwing our clothes off running towards the ocean doing a nudie run!!! Then all the rest of the clan took our clothes and we were left lying down in the water, with our asses up in the air trying to watch for croc eyes!! Then they turned the lights out and that's when l think l started to crap my dacks as we couldn't see anything! Next minute Rod said "s*** l think something just bit me on my willy!", we cracked up laughing as a crab tried to get him. That's when we decided to stand up with our hands covering our bits as we crept up towards camp. Unbeknowns to us the bloody manager was up there telling the camp to keep the noise down when Rod came up from the beach starkers!!!
After this l had had enough of a good thing and had a shower and called it a night, dreading the hang over l would have tomorrow!! Another great day spent with 'the Frenchmans crew', and funnily enough a Frenchman Ronan has joined us at night over the camp fire!!
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