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Americans, food, people giving away free CDs for tips, tour buses, signs and street names, information on how much to tip, lots of roads and lanes shooting off in different directions, large designer shops, two teas = two giant pots of tea, really skinny Americans, really fat Americans, you must wear suit trousers when you fly, queues in the airport = only us queuing! Big beaches, you have to pay for hugs and s*** advice! King size beds, long debates on gender of individuals, we do not have time for breakfast, a twix is twice the size of a English twix - 4 bars and a kit kat is 8!!! Kit kat zilla! How can I assist you not how can I help! Bread is free with meals, yay! Random birds in hotel and large wall fish tanks! Don't get into a taxi with anyone called Al! Taxi drivers dont help with your luggage, only good things are no traffic and baseball, no jaywalking! You have 20 seconds to cross the road otherwise your ass is grass, speed cameras are any colour, the go for crossing the 30 second long road is white and if the suns on it you can't see it, every street has a different type of tree, m'n'ms taste funny! But I ate em anyway.. Airports have no restaurants but a video showing future airport where you can eat, it's expensive, the lift doesn't go to the pool but there is a button, it's hot and sunny!
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