So last night! My god, I was ridiculous drunk, I couldn't carry a conversation, I'm not proud. I escorted myself home at 12 before I mad even more of an idiot of myself.
Got to work today and my manager told me I was the drunkest woman in Australia. Turns out all my superviors agreed too, which was extremely embarressing. They spent the evening trying to convince me i kissed a girl, which I nearly believed. Not impressed. Not drinking ever again! Keep Elmo and Kevin's influence away from me!