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early doors i know but had a spare sec so thought id fly over some news.
BA=top crack i reckon. hostels full of "crazy"irish and that who get "really s***faced" but cityissound. been to a couple ofsporting fixtures-boca- and they even know how to revel there.
dominated this club the other nite til silly oclock. they seem to like having catwalk shows in the club whilst listening to some reggaeton. its jus like ftv so happy days.another week here then movin to a smaller version of BA t learn the lingo as my charm doesnt come across well in a loud room with just my rather intense eyes. perhaps too much intensity for simple questions like ahblo englesis..?
oh and i only manned up and chased down a bag snatcher when we were chillin at this cafe.classic real hustle distraction technique but i{d had some lucozade only that v minute so he was no competition really.
love
p.s character watch:
1)11 hours on a plane next to 40 yr old off to meet his "internet female correspondant in usa" who also ran me thru dif B-movies that he collects doing voices and all.
2)ozzie called dillon who rugby tackled a local after he pulled a gun on him!!!oldskool
3)so far myfave-a wigga from yank land who says stuff like "im fluent in spanish, yeah im kind of a big deal" and who has released 2 albums-one rock one hiphop(diversity no problemo) and his record label(run from his bedroom at home) is called nylocrex cos nylon is his name backwards. thats right.colin. he{s got a jam sesh tonite so im gonna get some liquer down me so i can find my heckling form
whats crackin folks? found myself a spare moment in my hectic schedule so thought i´d fill u in on a bit of chat.
my attorney and i have been dominating the learning scene for a bout a month now with some lessons privado which i think are starting to bear fruit.
we´ve left the family we were staying with as getting a face full of spanish after a classic friday night knees up wasnt what the doctor ordered so now we´re kickin back at this hostel where we´re being looked after by cheech and chong, the owners.
its pretty toasty here now everyday and the city´s got a pretty nice beach on the river but the sights on the beach are its main attraction. so looking forward to a coast beach. we were going to work at this hostel over the summer period but now decided to sack that and get on the mooch in a few weeks as there´s new cultures waiting to be 'inhaled'. and job wise there isnt that much on offer altho some lad said columbia is bending over backwards to get english teachers, at least that what my attorney advised me.who am i to argue.
revelling update-had an old skool benderoo in buenos aires last wknd which included some seriously wonky techno, a spot search at creamfields which ended with me paying off a bent cop after he had somehow known that dipping his hand down my crotch would prove fruitful in more ways than one(i didnt mind) and scrounging a few free drinks in the VIP area.standard.
keep it up
x
p.s.
character watch this week is sponsored by Israel so sadly cant tell u about the namibian guy who is basically here to get away from his wife who he cut into little bits.
so we hit this halloween shindig with the standard selection of straglers from the hostel which turned out to be mainly 3 israelis who were all on heat after being let out the army altho one of them really should not be allowed back into society (he went as rambo to the party-frightening).
but the 4 foot nothing chap stole the show with a pretty complete version of Mr.Boombastic. old skool.
pps facebook is bit of a mystery to us so when jombo james dusts himself off i´m sure he´ll jot some quips and witicisms on the ol´msg board.
ppps. g-ray, great work on the vietnamese Ho. LAD.
jus a quickie from the lads wishing one and all a jolly festive time and to let those worried souls among u know that altho we're sad to not be roasting nuts on the fire we're gonna make do with roasting our nuts on the beach with a couple of hollowed out pineapples with punch in to keep morale high.
should have a good shindigeroo lined up for nye aswell before we hit the road and go and tear up some more culture whereever they'll have us..
enjoy x
x
i'll try and bullet point as some of u city hi flyers are prob jus squeezing in a starbucks and goose at the nasdaq and dont really wanna hear bout 2 delinquints
-so finally managaed to get out of the chilled beach place not before a 65yr old local with a cheekier grin thahn dennis the menace handed me some local dust whilst we were sittin round this fire with couples talkin bout politics.not apt but well received.
-onto this international resortt place,big hotels and that.and sadly for me a casino.after a standard 10 hour bingeroo with some local ozzies (who´'d had a few big nights and they knew the score by starting off on the rose-its what u do eh bro?) with my legal advice doing what he does best ahnd walking making strange woman get home safely, i managed to spank some SERIOUS wonga at blackjack whilst one of the ozzies continually accused 'pedro' the dealer for cheating. i appreciated his support but what can u do
-quick rental of some offroad buggy job in urtuguay as well and if u give lads suspension and roll cage they aint gonna fgo for a sunday drive.cue colin macrae(pre flight).
-NYE-back to that hostel where we dominated the lingo in BA. classic plans went up' in smoke and NYE turned into a mighty fine week with these israeli guys.one who was a ex marine(tapped as f***) who grew to like me and altho he got my name wrong he did come to me with his tarzan like chest and asked (in a LOUD voice) 'STEVE, U LIKE MY SHORTS?I THINK THE GIRLS WILL WANT TO FUK ME NOW'. what can a man in purple haze do but feel the fabric and compliment on hi9s value for money he's received.
-oh also, pretty funny, so classic boredom combined with normal idiocy hit inbetween nights there so i shaved some kind of uber do into the old noggin. word got around i was a stylist and i cut no less than 7 peoples hair there, with scissors. idiots.
-meanwhile, my attorney was jus tying up some loose ends aroujd the city, trying to appease a few broken hearts.
-right, onto mendoza(bit west n that)got there early dorrs, smashwed out the wine tour on the bikes(my attorney struggled with the flat roads but jus a few grazes to show. we found a vineyard that did absinthe so wer thought what woulpd hunter s. t. do..?the answwer is clear and luckily the guy we rented the bikes off found us slumped over a table putting the world to rights and offered us a lift back to town with the bikes in the boot.
-no stopping the fun there, onto chile (vaol paraiso for those cool hippies among u),well co9ol city, loads of top graffiti everywhere and managed to find a rave on a pier overlooking the whole bay.too easy.
smashed it up north(strict schedule n that) and my attorney advised me there was a place for hippies called an pedro where u could do some kiind of sandboarding n shizzle OR hunt down some cactus juice. so wqe got up early and spent the day getting sand up our cracks. NOT. got some preparing on the craft in the desert then when we cruised on this 4wd drive tour over some deserts and colourful lakes etc. we got to a hotal made of salt (yeh i know.whatever next, wes brown looking normal?) and got stuck in. wasnt quite jim morrison but it was better than watching corrie.
-oh yeah and now jus left la paz after a 2 day stop turend into a 10 dayer. all a bit far too easy there. bit of cycling down some narrow 'death'road and after ample of the kings finest (some of it served to us in a club-for a 3rd world country i'd suggest they're far more advance)we're now in some random town by some massive lake with no prison whree u can cotch with prisoners and instead of in tyheb shawshank redemption where he makes chess pieces (idiot), in the la paz prison they make something about as fun as disneyland in comparison. but my attorney advices me its for the best.
gonna see some ruins tmrw-buzzing.
but then quick sticks to columbia and we here we can get gaffs and jobs easy as pie so cross those cold little english fingers pls folks.
love
picked up a classic german for a while (smug and that with his one bag -'its called backpacking, just one'-nobber) but we still cant shake him but as he keeps reminding us to 'enjoy yourselves'. its not nietzche but i'l pass it on anyway.
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