Things I Won't Miss About Malawi

• Transport
• Iwes (children) shouting at me
• Critters in the house and bathroom
• Being called "Azungu"
• Children crying when they see me
• Men soliciting me
• Constantly dirty feet
• Bad cell reception
• Being overcharged
• Missing holidays
• Not having electricity
• Outdoor toilet
• Dust
• Slow work pace
• Getting asked the same five questions of introduction
• Being an "outsider"/blatantly stared at
• Lack of food options
• Limited entertainment
• Being "flashed"
• Poor customer service