Let me start by saying im gutted im not there to drink all your new stock of wine sparki, but if you get your arses in gear you can come and drink mine for a change (the good stuff) only joking, hope Alfi is ok.
Fletch hows it going big phone, we need an update on cath and the baby,sorry we couldent make the barby was busy riding elephantnts!!!
Haz & Emm,Tell Elaina that I've had a word with santa this afternoon and he will definatley be visiting her and Myles at christmas - in fact he said he goes there first so she'll get her presents before all her friends back homex
Speak to you all soon
Brad & Pollxx x
Haz N Em
Fat Fingers sent the message too early last time!. How is life slumming your way down the Thai coast line, it looks like hell! you need to try and relax a bit more, let your hair down, obviously your'e missing everybody back home and you are finding it difficult not to show your sorrow, but you realy need to try and look 'HAPPIER' in the photo's. We are so releaved we decided to stay at home during the winter weather. How was Bangkok, did you see Pat Pong market,we never noticed any photo's from there, is that because your not allowed camera's in the bars?. Elaina's asked if Father Christmas will find them when we get over there for Christmas, can you check its on his route for her. Hope you are both enjoying yourselves and looking forward to seeing you at easter, I will mail Armin and ask him about Adelaide etc and let you know
Haz N Em
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Mark, Kel & Alfie
Hi Brad & Pol,
Looks like you are having a fab time - hope your travel insurance will inlcude new livers for you both!! Mark and i can't believe you have been gone for nearly a month already time has flown by! We haven't been up to much - Mark is missing Brad as you can imagine Pol so now i have to shout MORE to him every now and again to cheer him up!! Let us know when you get a mobile number sorted so we can give you a call. We should know by the end of this month whether Mark has passed the skills assessment for Autsralia so will keep you updated. Off to town tomorrow for a session so will be thinking of you as we freeze our arses off waiting for a taxi!!
Enjoy yourselves and keep safe.
Love Kel & Mark (and Alfie too woof!)
PS - got a new stock of wine and have no one to drink it with - damn!!
Brad And Poll
Hiya everyone,
We are both missing you all, each and every one. We're in Phuket now or 'home of the ping pong and lady boy shows' as we like to call it!! Brad nearly got accosted by a ladyboy last night (I have photographic evidence to prove it too Soph, its on its way!) but I managed to free him and we ran. Unfortunatley, we got stunned by the bright lights of the ping pong show and found ourselves in a seedy little bar/room thingy! It was disturbing, it was full of 50+ english men drooling into their 5 pound beers (you can get a beer for 70p in the bar next door).
Brad got called up on stage!! Don't worry I kept an eye on him. Anyway, we didn't stay for long - just so we can say we went - and got ripped off like every other tourist!!
Can't begin to describe how mad the way of life is over here - Phuket is like Blackpool on steroids! There are old men with young Thai girls everywhere, its like its the fashion! Dirty old men everywhere - Ronnie, you'd bloody love it (tell H too)!
Soph, you definatley win the longest email competition, as your prize you can have the picture of the big fat spotty arse we took on the beach today. We'll put it on the site this week (and try and get some more lady boy/shop/market pictures too).
Just to keep the team updated, we're leaving here on 13th to go to Phi Phi island for a few days which is tiny and supposed to be gorgeous. Then its off to Singapore for about 8 days, possibly visit Kuala Lumpa too if the price is right. I know you think we're travelling in style but its so very very cheap here that its just to easy to do 5* hotels -we promise to stay in the youth hostel in Singapore (we'll need to cos apparently its 8 quid a pint!!! I know!!!)Gonna ditch our clothes and fill our bags with beers.
Sorry to make you al jealous but we just wanted you to know that we're gonna be spending the day on the beach tomorrow - and Brad may even squeeze 9 holes in (thats golf by the way, not lady boys!) if the sun, sea and white sands bore him.
Missing you all like absolute mad and we wish you were all here. Kisses for everyone (tell Shakey fairy will send hiom a postcard tomorrow), we love you Lou Lou, even if we have met some new friends. I know fart and queen won't read this so give them kisses from us too and will somebody please go round and have a bottle of wine and some humus with her one night x x x loves x x x x x
Saz & Steve
Hey!!!!!!
finally after about a million texts to Steph I have finally found you!!! thanks Steph x x
Love the photos, they are making us feel very depressed over here, especially is its now bloody freezing (very dodgy boiler, but can't afford a new one coz of the wedding! nice wedding ring or heat.................. i chose the bling!!!)
Don't forget you are going to upset lou if you keep making new friends!! Nothing much is happening here, The Halloween party was very stressful I'm definatley not organising one again, much prefer just turning up and getting drunk rather than having to organise crazy games.
Matt would have been impressed with Steve's Silas costume, though Billie Jean was all too much for me when Silas began a dance off with a 6 foot 4 gorilla in a very small space!!!! the gorilla just about won as I think steve was more pre occupied creating new thriller moves with his new prop, the HAT!! The Gorilla did do a very classy forward roll in the middle of his sequence........ magic...... unlike Lou our Venga Buses made it to Playas...... messy.....
I'm so excited now, I've even saved it onto the computer at work and have everyone under strict instructions to keep me informed when new photos appear!! You'll soon have a huge new following!!
keep the photos coming x x x
<B love Sarah & Steve x x x x>
Big Sis
hi you two ,miss you both to bits even finn asked about you the other day! just looked at your pics show us shops and markets and such like.ronny still thinks your at work, best not upset him dont mention holidays las fecking vagas noooooo. liz is pregnant....only messin just thinking of interesting things to tell you and sadly there arent any.you know stan has arrived see him soon i hope.is that naughty boy of yours being good? im a s*** typist this is taking me for ever and im in work so i had best go love you both see soon god willing xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxthe murphysxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Steph
Hey you two!
Ok so my msg wasnt longer than Soph's but never mind.
Have just looked through your photo's in work with Carla and we are sooooooooooo jealous!!
What happened to travelling and sleeping rough and stuff! Your hotels look fabulous and everywhere looks soo posh!!
You also look like you have made loads of friends, you know what Lou will say........Are there loads of people travelling the same as you?
It looks brilliant hun, hope you are having as good a time as it looks and keep updating us, there are people in work waiting for the next installment!!
Still love you and miss you lots
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Jess
hiya troll***** jus luked at yeh photos der relli gurdd ope use are haveing a gurdd tym n bring ldzzz beautifulll prezzys back :):) haha bommy nyt was so funni harry set off the fire work off an it exploded side ways to us in stead of up n haryy jump from lizzs step going to the prome all the way to your balcany with out touching the floor n kate ws lyk james blond nieling dwn running deddd fast hahaa well ope use enjoy yeh massive holiday n ave ldza funn misss n loves yez both loadzzz xxxxxxx jessie bess xxxxxxx o yeh fanx for da make up i ad a quick luk b4 olivia hahaa love yehhz xxxx
Hazzz
hiia poll and ferret man u got beat hahahahaha
bonfire night was ded funny michal and rob made me light a firework and it didnt go up it almost killed me. didnt do much halloween Iwaz missin ya 2 much, hope ya havin a gud time missin ya loads luv haaz and fiinn
Steph
Hello!!
I do have to start by saying to Sophie b****, that is no way to invite me to a party and I wont fall for the fancy dress joke again!!
Not really got any goss, just wanted to say hi again so when you look you wont think u r forgotten already and also if Sophie is going to leave 2 messages then so am I!!
You need to get a wriggle on with letting us know how things are, where you are and if Brad has been tempted by a ladyboy yet!
Things much the same here, I didnt go to the halloween party due to being a peasant. You would be proud actually I had the most sober weekend I've had for years!!
As you can see, I'm making my message longer than Sophies by a clever use of paragraphs! There is no news here and I want to hear your news so come on lady, share the wealth and make us jealous
Love you, miss you,
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Sophie, Ian, James And Jess
Hi Troll and Brad,
This is about the third attempt to leave you a message, just spent about 20 mins writing only to have my comp crash as we have gone onto a new phone platform and they link up, oh my god it is a nightmare. So anyway how are things going over there, we are all missing you both like mad, Everyone here is ok, Steph came round on Saturday for bonfire night with the snake boy, he was quite impressed with the loud bangs, unlike harry murphy who got from the top of the steps into the house in one leap after Wob set a rocket off and it nearly hit pretty much everyone in a mile radius, eventually landing at the feet of a not too happy fisherman. Kept Sally happy though. You will miss Jimbo's 18th next week, just going to have a drink in ours and probably go down the eggy, Joe and Gemma are coming down for the weekend so I will give steph a ring (if she hasn't already read this and knows) Hey Stepho, The armchair in Morton, Fancy Dress......
Trying to think of some goss, but have to be very careful not to offend anyone as these are pretty open letters, suppose I could always talk about Ronald Rupert, he never lets us down in the gossip stakes, although he was a bit quiet at the weekend because he was working and has to go to bed before 10 and drink no more than 4 pints!!!! Michael bought round a great game you play on the playstation called buzz, like a quiz show with a really dodgy cartoon character host sounds like harry hill, Dad was romping home till we got to the fastest finger round and then the steal points round, needles to say he lost and wasn't too impressed, blamed us all for being cheats...
When are you going to get some pics on here I check every day and still nothing only a growing list of my messages, and now Jess and James have found the site, you may well get some off them. Oh Brad, when you get home will you have a look my fridge/freezer !!!!!!!!
Anyway that is it, i'm bored now and i had better do some work before i go home make them think im good at my job, it's so easy to do. Conversation is not a big deal in Business Banking, I usually have better ones with myself.
P.s Is my letter longer than Lou's yet, that's my plan, waffle for a while, when you're away you ar just so glad to hear from anyone, saying anything that you will be gratefull. Oh yes forgot to say, Mum and Dad didn't go to the Albert Hall to see Paul's concert, thnk mum was relieved not to have to, but they are going to see Di and Phil this weekend, hopefully picking up Bet and Mike Robbins on the way and then go and see tom and 'jenny. Very hectic social life for them, myself i will be busy going to church and helping the community raise funds for orphans.
