This is it, the start of a trip that will attempt to traverse the largest land mass on earth via motorcycle. I know everyone has done it before... the experienced, the inexperienced, some actor's and proberly your Grandmother... But none of them were me and what

follows is how I will do it, unaided, (mostly) unplanned and not too sober. The real reason for this adventure? I thought it would be nice to go and see my Danish girlfriend, Renee, but why catch a lift on somebody elses' plane and fly to Copenhagen when I can take my very own Suzuki DR650? Come on in and watch the disaster unfold....