bp I actually used to have a bed cover very similar to this! Every night when I went to sleep I would imagine the little porcine fellas dropping off to the land of nod too!

Paul Barbara will be impressed. I am sure we can find some when you get back

Kelly Well done Poirot! Mat tried one, 'crunchy' was his verdict!

Howard He's got a ticket to ri-hide, He's got a ticket to ri-hi-hide, He's got a ticket to ride, But he don't care. Who sang (nearly) that?

Howard Sarcasm is unbecoming....we have three like that!

Howard Double the fun. Aeroplane propellers prior to take off.

Howard Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under!

Howard Wat? Was the photographer feeling puddled?

Howard Condensed children take up less space. Shoes last a lot longer if you wear them on your hands. I have lived my life by these rules and am considering starting a new religion.

Howard Lighting your f@rts is now beach bar entertainment?

Howard Ooh K?

Howard Kelly feeling tired? Life's a beach isn't it.

Howard What is that? It looks like cockroaches.